Monday, August 02, 2004

You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.



Napoleon Dynamite.

This little film is, by far, the funniest movie I have seen since I went and saw Anchorman like, last week.

Napoleon Dynamite is the kind of film that is so good, it alters your vocabulary...You walk around for days saying "What the flip?!" and accuse people of "Eating all of our steak!" You dream of sweet bike jumps, nupont fiberware bowls, and ligers (bred for their skills in magic.)

Soon, the film will fade into memory, the phrase "This one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch" won't be a funny as it used to be, and I'll be able to look at tater tots without having a compulsion to stuff them into my pocket, but until then, I'll be throwing the phrase "Heck Yess!" into conversation until people beg me to stop.

LUCKY!



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