Movies

You can't change a movie. No sir. When watching a movie, you just keep seeing whatever they want you to see. The whole thing smacks of communism.

Cheese

There comes a moment when you realize that cheddar is, by default, cheese. When something come 'with cheese' you can almost guarantee it will be cheddar. Other cheeses have added adjectives to differentiate them, swiss, provolone, etc.

Except when dealing with pizza, then the whole theory just falls apart.

ouch.

Useless

On Wednesday at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00
in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.

That won't ever happen again.

I couldn't care less.