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--B

Bring me the head of Boba Fett.

this is an actual conversation my sister and I had.
(for reference, I changed my msn messenger picture to a picture of boba fett)

TV 14 Debbie says:
COKE. i like it. "bring captain solo to the cargo hold"

(She says "coke" when she thinks something is cool. it stems from the way her friend brittany would mispronouce "cock ass" (sounding like "coke ass"), and she would say it in place of "kick ass". )

TV 14 Debbie says:
does boba fett have any other lines than that?

Sideburns says:
"he's no good to me dead"

TV 14 Debbie says:
yeah, that's much better. anything else?

Sideburns says:
i'm thinkin...

Sideburns says:
"What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me"

TV 14 Debbie says:
he's not really a dialogue intensive character. but if you can say "put captain solo in the cargo hold" and make it sound cool and quotable, then it doens't really matter.

Sideburns says:
exactly

TV 14 Debbie says:
so he says, what? 5 lines in the whole trilogy?

Sideburns says:
yes, if you count the girly scream when Han hits his jetpack and he flies into the side of jabba's sail barge

TV 14 Debbie says:
at least it's not the wilhelm scream

(the wilhelm scream is this famous scream from an old cowboy movie, and people who make big sci-fi epic movies use it al lot. it's in every star wars at least once, and in all of the lord of the rings movies. and countless others. )

Sideburns says:
true

Sideburns sends:
5-ESBputsolo.mp3

(an mp3 of boba fett saying "put captain solo in the cargo hold" )

TV 14 Debbie says:
wow, that's not edited very well.

Sideburns says:
no, but it's just for reference

TV 14 Debbie says:
i figured

Sideburns says:
Fett also says "As you wish."

TV 14 Debbie says:
oh yeah, that's a good one

Sideburns says:
it's when vader turns to him and says "no disintegrations"

TV 14 Debbie says:
hmm. so most of boba fett's quotes are sentence fragments? nice.

Sideburns says:
yup


Sideburns says:
you wanna go get lunch here in a little bit?

TV 14 Debbie says:
sure. not till noon-hour though ; )

(She says noon-hour because one of her bosses is from fargo north dakota, and she seriously says noon-hour.)

Sideburns says:
or noon-thirty even

TV 14 Debbie says:
probably noon-hour, because i ate potato salad and tortilla chips for breakfast, and potato salad and tortilla chips do not a healthy breakfast make.

Sideburns says:
oh my god that sounds horrible

Sideburns says:
i've got the dry heaves over here

Sideburns says:
ack

TV 14 Debbie says:
it was actually pretty tasty. oh, i had some bread-and-butter pickles and orange juice too

Sideburns says:
blldsljfaaaaarrrhghggek!!!!

TV 14 Debbie says:
this is the best part: and i got towards the bottom of the glass of o.j., i noticed it had a crust of dried food in the bottom from the dishwasher! bum bum bummm!

Sideburns says:
ok. I've just died from nausea

Sideburns says:
please collect my body at 5pm

Sideburns says:
or whenever you leave

TV 14 Debbie says:
that's funny!

TV 14 Debbie says:
it's really hard to express laughter with out sounding sarcastic.

Sideburns says:
a-thank you


--b

SPRIIIIINNNG BRRRREAK!!!!

Spring Break this week.


--B

Spicy Chicken Nachos X 2

Trainee at Taco Bell = Free Food.


--B

"ridiculous mustache"

I don't watch the show "American Chopper", but I could have sworn I saw the ill-tempered, gray-haired guy with the ridiculous mustache driving down the road on a Harley today.


--B

Inevitability

It's finally happened. I've lost interest in this "blog" thingy.

but, you know, whatever...

--B