a terrible life-guard

So much time, so little to say. The kid's are cute, the wife is heavenly, and I'm pretty much the same as you last saw me. I probably weigh more.

Randomly, thoughts occur to me. Ideas. My head is a massive well-spring of creative and interesting ideas that quickly drown without proper attention. It would seem that I'm a terrible life-guard.

As a side note, not every thought is ground-breaking; most are fairly mundane or seemingly useless.

EXAMPLE:

What if 'Jaws' was a train instead of a shark? The kids who get eaten (or in this case run-over I guess) could be trouble-makers who hang out on the tracks like the vampire teens in 'The Lost Boys'. Or fat kids like in 'Stand By Me.'

Now, see why would I think that? More importantly, could it work as a movie?