The first rule of Toast Club...

Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Went apartment shopping with my sister today...An interesting experience...

The 1st (and only) place we looked at was pretty cool, a two-story, 'townhouse' affair...The bedroom that would be "mine" seemed very small, but I could manage. ..I'd have to rent an extra space for all of my stuff, but I'd figure out something... I could stand to get rid of a bunch of stuff anyway.

Also, I bought one of these today:



Very cool.

That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.

I got dragged into going to an Office Baby Shower for a woman I've never met. I'm not sure if this is standard Baby Shower Protocol (this being my first Baby Shower), but this poor, timid woman had to sit at the head of the table and open each gift, determine what is was, decipher who gave it to her, and then deem it "cute." She spoke barely above a whisper, and seem to have difficulty reading all of the gift cards. If she hesitated in declaring the "cuteness" of an item, the other women would start to go "awwww" to keep her in line.

I got the distinct impression that she didn't like or didn't understand any of the gifts given to her. Another woman sat nearby, frantically scribbling a log of each gift and giver, for reasons unknown.

It was a bizarre peek into a strange ritual that I couldn't possibly hope to understand.

But there was cake at the end.

You poor misguided Canadian bastard.

I went to get a water bottle from the vending machine just now, and when I pushed the appropriate button, the machine rumbled, and made a noise like something (a small animal perhaps?) was stuck in the gears...A full minute later it spit out my bottle.

I left with a sense of accomplishment.

You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

Random MP3 Post #1: Pidgeon - Strelmikov.mp3

I'm going to punch you in the ovary, right in the babymaker.

Sometimes when I try to be funny, I just get annoying...

Ok...every time...

EXAMPLE:

Sideburns says: i'm just bored...
TV 14 Debbie says:*srhug*
TV 14 Debbie says: *shrug*
Sideburns says: i like *srhug* better
Sideburns says: it's a senior hug
TV 14 Debbie says: nice
Sideburns says: it's more wise, worldly, that a regular hug
Sideburns says: it's a hug that has known sadness
Sideburns says: but is still optimistic
TV 14 Debbie says: *laughs*
Sideburns says: it's a hug in comfortable, sensible pants
Sideburns says: it's a hug that knows that is doesn't have to try so hard anymore
Sideburns says: it's a hug that is at peace with itself
TV 14 Debbie says: shut up
Sideburns says: it's also a hug that knows when to shut up
TV 14 Debbie says: good
Sideburns says: God Bless you " *srhug* " !
Sideburns says: your random typo was the highlight of my day
Sideburns says: that's really sad.
TV 14 Debbie says: it's okay. it was fun
Sideburns says: well, thank you

You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair

Thought of the day:

"Ninety percent of everything is crap"

Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That... is when the world... will end.

It's 4:20pm (tee-hee) and it's raining like a son of a bitch.

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion

I made a new desktop wallpaper:



More can be found here: http://www.evolvingdoor.com/creative/wallpaper.htm

"Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint!"

It's been kind of crummy day...I found out today that I've been turned down for Financial Aid this semester because I've taken too many hours to qualify...I'm not sure what I'm going to do...The class will be expensive to pay for out of my own pocket, but if I don't take it I never will...

I was ten minutes late getting to work to day...Not really a big deal, nobody will notice, but it seems I'm always late...It's becoming a trend...I keep missing my favorite shows and then forgetting to record them when they rerun...and I keep sleeping later...leaving no time to take a shower in the morning. I seriously haven't showered since Friday...God Bless deodorant.

It's weird...I feel like I'm ten minutes behind everyone else all of the sudden...

you know, that would make a great novel, or a really, really crappy one...

Dream Dusters ™

It's so simple!

You take Tang drink mix and combine it with Cool Whip!

Awesome!

At least I think it's awesome...I've uh, never actually, you know, *tried* it...

Where'd you get your suit? The toilet store?

I aquired a new pair of shoes today...a black, hi-top pair of the ever-popular Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars...

I'm so trendy.

I've wanted a pair for a while now, but $39.99 seemed too expensive for canvas lace-up socks with a piece of rubber on the bottom...Chuck Taylor is a greedy bastard.

I ended up getting them for around $27...Mom always taught me to be thrifty...

Li'l Brudder

He's got the heart of a champion!

A New Hope

It occured to me today, that I am the only one who reads this "blog", and even I don't really read it that much. I think the problem is that I never type anything interesting. That changes today.

1. I think I need to start drinking more. The alcohol. I feel like I'm not fully taking advantage of the fact that I can.

2. I need to buckle down and get that tattoo. "Pirate Skull and Crossed Sabers" all the way. 



 

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bored...bored...bored...bored...bored...bored...bored...bored...bored...BORED!

 
starsky's bored.

 
--B

sick day

 
I've been sick since friday.
 
not fun.
 

Nacho Cheesier!

Doritos Kick Ass.

Python Patrol

Got one of these in the mail today...You gotta love eBay...

A typical day

Work Journal - Tuesday June 13th, 2004

12:00pm - Arrived at work. I am scheduled to work from 12:00pm - 5:00pm

12:05 - 12:15 - Checked e-mail. Mostly junk mail, and a few requests for web pages to be updated.

12:15 - 12:18 - Updated various web pages for RSC site, answered or forwarded Webmaster mail. This is the only actual work I've done today.

12:18 - 12:30 - Surfed the web, checking my favorite sites for the latest info on Movies, Music, and Toys. Basically just wasting time.

12:30 - 1:13 - Talking to my friend Kenny via MSN messenger. He has registered a new e-mail address that corresponds with the title of the proposed cheesy horror movie he wants to make.

1:13 - 1:20 - More web surfing.

1:20 - 1:23 - Kenny briefly appears online again, more MSN messenger nonsense.

1:23 - 1:26 - More web surfing.

1:26 - 1:27 - Changed my Desktop Wallpaper. Goodbye Ron Burgundy, Hello Yoda.

1:27 - 1:29 - Snagged a piece of Chocolate Cake from the Break Room

1:29 - 1:35 - Eating delicious cake.

1:35 - 2:58 - My Co-worker Susan presents me with a challenge to find a larger version of the “Yahoo smiley face that’s going ‘shhh’”. I have no idea what she is talking about. I end up having to make the image from scratch. She gets kinda picky about it (mostly because the hands I drew ont he image didn't look quite right.) and doesn't like the first 3 or 4 versions I make. It takes forever to complete. I don't really mind though, it kills time.

2:58 - 3:40 - More web surfing.

3:40 - 3:45 - Watched Strongbad E-mail - http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail107.html

3:45 - 3:55 - Bathroom Break / Trip to the Vending Machine. I get all the way to the vending machine and realize that I have no change. Decide to grab a bottled water from the office fridge instead.

3:55 - 4:52 - More web surfing.

4:52 - Leave Early

A glass case of emotion

Anchorman is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen.

Brick Tamland is my hero.

6:58pm

A Simpsons rerun just ended...the one where Lisa becomes a Buddhist...
I never really liked that one.

"I can't believe it's not murder!" ™

Kenny wants to make a low-budget, cheesy horror movie...

It shouldn't be too hard, the most important step is already done...the website:

http://www.terrorshack.741.com

wake up.