Actual Instant Messenger Conversation

Sideburns says:
<unrelated note>According to official website, Lullabies To Paralyze, the
next QOTSA album will be available on march 22, 2005.</unrelated note>
caroline says:
nice
caroline says:
i love using html tags to denote different speech or ideas. it's brilliant
Sideburns says:
me also...did I start doing it first, or did you?
caroline says:
<arrested development quote> i'm having a love affair with this ice cream
sandwich, do you want some? </arrested development quote>
caroline says:
i don't know. i think you
Sideburns says:
<inflated self-importance>I thought so</inflated self-importance>
caroline says:
<insult> you're lame </insult>
caroline says:
it could be a way to denote non-sarcasm.
<not sarcastic> you rock </not sarcastic>
Sideburns says:
<not very good comeback>YOU are.</not very good comeback>
caroline says:
<actual laughter> haha </actual laughter>
caroline says:
this better go on you blog.
caroline says:
er, your.
caroline says:
<bad gammar> me talk pretty one day </bad grammer>
caroline says:
god, i can't even spell grammar right twice in a row.
Sideburns says:
<had kinda forgotten about blog lately> really? should I post it? </had
kinda forgotten about blog lately>
caroline says:
<serious> yes you should. </serious>
caroline says:
<sirius> dog star </sirius>
caroline says:
<sirius> sattelite radio </sirius>
caroline says:
<sirius black> gary oldman </sirius black>
caroline says:
oh, this is way too much fun.
Sideburns says:
<can't think of anything clever, so resorting to quote>STEVE HOLT!</can't
think of anything clever, so resorting to quote>
caroline says:
<ditto> beatrice </ditto>
Sideburns says:
<joke losing steam>Ok, I'll go post it.</joke losing steam>
caroline says:
okay.
Sideburns says:
<hang on>M</hang on>
Sideburns says:
<typo>i don't know where that M came from</typo>
caroline says:
<doesn't get it> ? </doesnt' get it>
caroline says:
<gets it> you're dumb </gets it>
Sideburns says:
<common knowledge>yeah, I'm dumb.</common knowledge>
caroline says:
and just for the record, i was part of the conversation. any comment i had about it are contained within.
Sideburns says:
ouch.
Sideburns says:
you should post that as you comment
caroline says:
bay-am!
Sideburns says:
do that
caroline says:
on your blog?
Sideburns says:
yeah
Sideburns says:
"and just for the record, i was part of the conversation. any comment i
had about it are contained within"
caroline says:
okay hold on
Sideburns says:
you even worked your catchphrase in
caroline says:
the one i'm trying to stop saying.
Sideburns says:
oh yeah.
Sideburns says:
try starting sentinces with "I'm of the opinion..."
Sideburns says:
sentences
caroline says:
occaisionally i'll say "i'd just like to go on the record saying ..."
Sideburns says:
perhaps "On the 1st day of christmas..."
Sideburns says:
make sure to point you index finger like you're making a point
caroline says:
on the *point* First day of christmas
Sideburns says:
yeah!
Sideburns says:
that would totally rock.
caroline says:
i'll try to work that in.
Sideburns says:
wait <i'm just kidding, unless you're gonna do it>that would totally rock.</i'm just kidding, unless you're gonna do it>
caroline says:
<dead serious> i'll do it. <dead serious>
caroline says:
oh wait i didn't close that tag!
caroline says:
</dead serious> whew.
Sideburns says:
<not at all kidding, but aware of how dumb it sounds based on the content>
our converasations are very cool </not at all kidding, but aware of how dumb
it sounds based on the content>
caroline says:
<again, actual laughter, and not sarcastic> we kick 10 different kinds
of ass. </again, actual laughter, and not sarcastic>
Sideburns says:
<actually liking the typo in the above sentence better than the real word>
converasations </actually liking the typo in the above sentence better than
the real word>
Sideburns says:
<just a thought>should I post this too?</just a thought>
caroline says:
converasation?
caroline says:
yeah, of course.
Sideburns says:
<flows better, more syllables>con-ver-a-sations</flows better, more
syllables>
caroline says:
but don't post the part about posting it. or do, because it's funny and sad.
Sideburns says:
<off to post> i like pie </off to post>
caroline says:
<disagrees> no, not really. it has too many syllables </disagrees>
Sideburns says:
<dimissive hand gesture>what-eva</dimissive hand gesture>
caroline says:
<can't think of anything clever> : P </can't think of anything clever>